So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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