would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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