I hate all girls vehemently.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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