theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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