you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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