If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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