Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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