I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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