sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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