so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
literally had 100 drinks last night.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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