Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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