What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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