dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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