Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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