Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
