i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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