i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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