would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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