If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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