oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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