We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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