Small penises have feelings too.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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