even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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