He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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