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He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You made out with two different species that night
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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