Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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