Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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