Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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