super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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