why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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