Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
