You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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