Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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