At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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