You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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