That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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