margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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