I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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