Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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