Ambien. No doubt about it.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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