I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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