Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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