you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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