Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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