onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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