Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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