Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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