I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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