I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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