so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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