You really coming over, don't trick.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
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no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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