If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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