Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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