this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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