A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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