I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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