She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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