I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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