Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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